well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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