I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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