I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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