hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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