i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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