She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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