...so i touched it.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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