Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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