If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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