he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I wish there were birth control emojis
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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