We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
