Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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