Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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