So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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