were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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