i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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