Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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