omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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