Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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