ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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