She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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