Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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