clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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