I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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