1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I just had sex on a roof
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize