We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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