Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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