Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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