My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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