I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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