Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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