"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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