What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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