Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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