I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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