youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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