Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My breasts were aching with rage.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
