Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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