I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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