My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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