Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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