Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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