I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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