i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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