well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's shark week go big or go home
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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