For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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