Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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