belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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