OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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