she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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