But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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