my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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