ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Enjoy the penises
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