You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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